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if (BEE == FEMALE) { sting(eman.temple); }

I was watching my dad tend to his honey bees today. I was standing about 10 feet away when all of a sudden a honey bee flies up and stings me right in my temple. Didn’t even give me a warning fly-by. Just wham, right in the side of my head. I guess the only solace is in the fact that when they sting and their stinger gets pulled out they die. That bitch. (Worker bees are female by the way.)

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2 Comments

  1. NoOrdinaryRabbit

    The stinger is derived from the ovipositor which is essentually a female penis. This is why only female wasps and bees have stingers. Workers of the hive have given up their sexcraft for warcraft. Serve the hive!

    Posted on 05-Dec-07 at 9:30 pm | Permalink
  2. admin

    So you are saying I got fucked in the head?

    Posted on 06-Dec-07 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

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